he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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