I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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