on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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