I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
barbara walters just said penis...
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
