And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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