omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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