If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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