i just google imaged poop.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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