You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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