So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I think people are normalizing furries
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