She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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