Its about making memories worth repressing
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
