Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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