A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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