He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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