Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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