and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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