She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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