Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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