Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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