i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
