we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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