Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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