and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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