My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
third nipple confirmed
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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