We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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