he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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