Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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