Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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