porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
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It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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