just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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