How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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