So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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