ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
NoShamevember. You game?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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