ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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