He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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