Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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