CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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