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So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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