You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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