Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Green mimosas i think yes
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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