I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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