all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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