so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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