He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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