My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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