then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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