It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just googled if crying burns calories
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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