We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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