I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Semen is not good for contacts.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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