I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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