yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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