so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
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you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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