she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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